I'm tagging us myself!

Since I've been spending all my free time shoveling, I've fallen quiet behind on my blog reading. I'm starting to get caught up and noticed lots of dogs out there listing their 7 greatest annoyances. Keeley hasn't officially been tagged, but we're going to do it anyways. Here goes:

1. Keeley is annoyed by people touching his feet and he really hates having his toe nails cut. He barks, yelps, whines, cries, squirms, snarls, and snaps. It's a terrible ordeal. I pay other people to do it for me.

2. Keeley hates anything on wheels, such as: bikes, skateboards, motorcycles, buses, trucks, scooters, inline skates, lawn mowers, garbage dumpsters, coolers, suitcases, wagons, shopping carts, strollers, hospital beds, wheelchairs, cleaning carts, mop buckets, tricycles, vacuum cleaners, etc.

3. Squirrels. Keeley always shoots me this look that says, "Damnit, Erin! I could have caught those guys if I didn't always have to drag you behind me!" Yeah, so that annoys him. And he gets really annoyed by the fact that he can't figure out how to climb the tree to go after the squirrels. He does try though.

4. Keeley does not like to be humped by other dogs. It's so rude! His eyes get wide with shock ("How dare he!") and then rage. Keeley does this little twisty maneuver to shake the other dog off and then he usually bites their face.

5. Too much bass. We used to have a neighbor that would pull into their drive way with their stereo blasting. The bass would be up so loud that it would make our whole house shake. The first time it happened while I was home, I thought we were having an earthquake. Keeley really hated this.

6. Keeley is annoyed by anything being out of place. He barks at anything that he thinks is in the wrong place or doesn't belong. It really ticks him off when the furniture gets rearranged.

7. The thing that Keeley finds most annoying of all, is when humans won't share with him what they're eating. He tries his best to be patient, first he sits and waits about a minute or two. Then he tries laying down. If that doesn't work, then he starts to get a little impatient and starts bumping the person with his nose. Then he'll whine a little. If that doesn't work, then he'll jump up on that person. And if they still don't acknowledge him and give him a piece of food, then he'll start to bark an angry sort of bark.